Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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