Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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