Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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