But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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