Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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