so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Damn victory sex feels great
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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