What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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