Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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