Jerry, you need to find god
There r osticjed everywhere
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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