So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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