i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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