3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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