I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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