a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am available for nakedness
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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