pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Mom said you looked used
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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