idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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