Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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