Where are you?
In a non slutty way
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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