ugly people sure do ruin things
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
