He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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