it hurts more in the daytime
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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