I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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