mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I am one with the molecules
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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