even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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