oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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