Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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