is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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