he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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