...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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