Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have aggressive nipples.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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