Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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