the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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