I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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