real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I skipped work to stalk him.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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