I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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