No awkward lesbian experiences without me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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