I got chris browned last night
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think my moral compass just broke
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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