This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
