So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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