So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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