I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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