and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.