the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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