found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
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Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i will never coherently bang her
do herpes really smell.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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