It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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