hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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