Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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