normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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