You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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