how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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