Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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