I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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