May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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