with your own penis?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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