I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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