she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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