If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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