Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My ass is underappreciated
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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